I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
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They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
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Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize