So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
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Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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