My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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