are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
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Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
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He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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