Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
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I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
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Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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