You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
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My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
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The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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