respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
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He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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