i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
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His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
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think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
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