My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
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I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
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I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I woke up under a house in Key West
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