I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
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Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
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What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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