carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
found the other keg... it's in the tree
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I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
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tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'm gonna fight the coyote
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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