He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
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Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
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She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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