I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
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i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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