If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
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How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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