After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
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I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
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And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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