Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
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I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
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but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
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