I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
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Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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