White coat. Heels.
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
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I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
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I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
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