There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
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We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
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I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
you never un-have a 4some
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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