And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
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he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
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Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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