whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
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You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
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Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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