I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
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So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
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This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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