break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
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Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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