and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
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Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
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I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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