and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
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who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
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He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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