hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
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Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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