at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
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He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
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when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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