You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
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I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
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