like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
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All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
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I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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