Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
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he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
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New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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