It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
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We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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