you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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