He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
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I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
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VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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