Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
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You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
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I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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