Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just wanna soil my oats bro
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
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on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
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I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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