I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
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The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
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Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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