Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
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Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
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You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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