I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
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If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
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She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
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