thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
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She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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