So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
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if i died would you start the facebook group?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
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yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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