Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
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I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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