if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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