Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
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We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
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He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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