HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
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... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
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Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Drake has all the answers
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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