Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
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There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
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Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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