No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
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Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
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