Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
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Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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