I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
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mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
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rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
We have so much sex to catch up on
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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