he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
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You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
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And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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