I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
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Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
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Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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